Im as pure as the driven slush. – Tallulah Bankhead
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. – Tallulah Bankhead
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but theres no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds. – Tallulah Bankhead
Its one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work — the night watchman. – Tallulah Bankhead