Ethelberta breathed a sort of exclamation, not right out, but stealthily, like a parsons damn. – Thomas Hardy Category: Profanity, Swearing, Vulgarity
My English text is chaste, and all licentious passages are left in the obscurity of a learned language. – Edward Gibbon Category: Profanity, Swearing, Vulgarity
I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. Ive been known to use the f word. – Helena Bonham Carter Category: Profanity, Swearing, Vulgarity
The vulgar man is always the most distinguished, for the very desire to be distinguished is vulgar. – G. K. Chesterton Category: Profanity, Swearing, Vulgarity
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben Category: Graduation
The happiest part of a mans life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning. – Samuel Johnson Category: Morning
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers Category: Dental
