People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this, — that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it. – John Jay Chapman
People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone whos spent a lot of time in both places. Theyre all hardworking, simple people. – Kid Rock
My mom is two people to me. Shes my mom number one, and then shes this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub thats responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. – Pauly Shore
I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines
