As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be. – Julie Burchill
From paying off friends tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing £20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I cant get rid of my money fast enough. – Julie Burchill

