Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce
Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce
An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me! – Ambrose Bierce