Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. – Ambrose Bierce
Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. – Ambrose Bierce