Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. – Walter Bagehot Category: Poverty
Jerry Ford is so dumb he cant fart and chew gum at the same time. – Lyndon B. Johnson Category: Presidency
Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent. – Thomas Mann Category: Family
