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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. - Jenny McCart

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy

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When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the worlds best mom, and so far Ive done it. – Jenny McCarthy

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mom
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Jenny McCarthy
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The one thing I like about Playboy is they dont have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didnt really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up. – Jenny McCarthy

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diet
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Jenny McCarthy
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Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, Id be fine. – Jenny McCarthy

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mom
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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being someones girlfriend, and now I am happy being single. – Penelope Cruz

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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe thats why I dont have a boyfriend. – Lucy Liu

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dating

Im a bad dater – Im just not good at it. Its so weird dating in this town. Its like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, Is she dating anyone? – Jules Asner

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dating

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. – Vanessa Hudgens

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dating

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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat. – Anna Quindlen

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I am of the Buddhists. The great Teacher comes periodically. He is followed by pupils who corrupt the texts and then a new Buddha must be born to reëstablish the truth. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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