Quote by Jenny McCarthy
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. - Jenny McCart

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy

Other quotes by Jenny McCarthy

I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, Hey, sorry about the autism, but heres a step-by-step list on what to do next. But doctors dont do that. They say sorry and move you along. – Jenny McCarthy

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God
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The one thing I like about Playboy is they dont have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didnt really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up. – Jenny McCarthy

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diet
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I do believe sadly its going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. – Jenny McCarthy

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Change
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Other Quotes from
dating
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Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle. – Jason Lee

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dating

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

Category:
dating

I give dating advice on a regular basis. Its not that Im any expert, but its always nice to share that with your friends. – Ashley Tisdale

Category:
dating

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I cant date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And its just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man. – Patti Stanger

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dating

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I met my grandfather just before he died, and it was the first time that I had seen Dad with a relative of his. It was interesting to see my own father as a son and the body language and alteration in attitude that comes with that, and it sort of changed our relationship for the better. – Christian Bale

Category:
Attitude

We must not let our passions destroy our dreams. – Thomas S. Monson

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Dreams

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. – Henry Van Dyke

Category:
Being in Love

Peace without justice is tyranny. – William Allen White

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Peace