In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown Category: Coffee
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson Category: Christmas
Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg Category: Time
I love when I go out and I have my hair and makeup done, but I also like it when Im just with the family because thats real. – Heidi Klum Category: Family
We had times in 66 and 67 when we would pick up a platoon of privates out of the receiving barracks the week before we even graduated the platoon that we were on! – R. Lee Ermey Category: Graduation
