Quote by Beryl Bainbridge
A man is two people, himself and his cøck. A man always takes h

A man is two people, himself and his cøck. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings. – Beryl Bainbridge

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