Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher. – Albert Einstein, about filling out his income tax form, 1944

Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?” – Author Unknown

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com