A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked. – John Gall Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. – Leonard Brandwein Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. – Anon. Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
Man disavows, and Deity disowns me: hell might afford my miseries a shelter; therefore hell keeps her ever-hungry mouths all bolted against me. – William Cowper Category: Insanity
The main object of religion is not to get a man into heaven, but to get heaven into him. – Thomas Hardy Category: Religion