Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break. – Author Unknown
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen
I have come close to producing films. But generally by the time they hit the screen, theres about 50 people with producer credits, so whats the point. I usually find scripts I like with no money attached and take them to producers that I know and try to raise finance. – Tim Roth