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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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I believe that there is some spiritual entity thats greater than us. I do not belong to any specific organized religion. I have always believed that, and I believe it even more so now. I believe that someone was listening to me, and someone is giving me an incredibly blessed life. – Jane Seymour

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Religion
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No, I chose the name Jane Seymour because I was doing my first film, Ode to Lovely War, and one of the top agents in England spotted me dancing in the chorus. I was a singer and dancer in that movie with Maggie Smith, um, and he told me he couldnt sell me as Joyce Penelope Willomena Frankenburger. – Jane Seymour

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People ask me how I keep my figure, and I tell them its because I paint. When youre covered in paint, its quite hard to put food in your mouth! – Jane Seymour

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A beautiful person is someone who stays true to themselves and their spirit someone who is self-confident and can make you smile. – Helena Christensen

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I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. – Goldie Hawn

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In my whole career, Ive never seen this type of race that you had to wait for the last day. Theres so many teams that are involved. Youve got to smile because were in it. – David Wells

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