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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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I believe that there is some spiritual entity thats greater than us. I do not belong to any specific organized religion. I have always believed that, and I believe it even more so now. I believe that someone was listening to me, and someone is giving me an incredibly blessed life. – Jane Seymour

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I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After Wedding Crashers, people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. – Jane Seymour

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Arnold Palmer has what I call an Eisenhower smile. Those two men, theyd smile and their whole faces would look so pleasant it was like they were smiling all over. – Byron Nelson

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