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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

Other quotes by Jane Seymour

Its interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. Did your Bond do that? Yes mine did! So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. – Jane Seymour

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funny
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I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. Its not about a production number, its about a meaningful moment between two people thats witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about. – Jane Seymour

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wedding
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When I auditioned for Wedding Crashers, the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got Wedding Crashers partly because I was a Bond girl. – Jane Seymour

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wedding
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Ive always spent more time with a smile on my face than not, but the thing is, I dont write about it. – Robert Smith

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Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho

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