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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After Wedding Crashers, people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. – Jane Seymour

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People say women shouldnt have long hair over a certain age, but Ive never done what everyone says. – Jane Seymour

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Its interesting because a lot of my 16-year-old kids friends know me from Wedding Crashers, and not so much Bond. My kids have a good laugh. I was 20 then. The look I had then was the look that a lot of their friends are assuming now. They think its cool. What goes around comes around. – Jane Seymour

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