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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

Other quotes by Jane Seymour

I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. Its not about a production number, its about a meaningful moment between two people thats witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about. – Jane Seymour

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wedding
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You cannot do everything at once, so find people you trust to help you. And dont be afraid to say no. – Jane Seymour

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Trust
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When I auditioned for Wedding Crashers, the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got Wedding Crashers partly because I was a Bond girl. – Jane Seymour

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wedding
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I sat in at every club in New York City, jamming with musicians, because it felt right – and because it felt right and we were having fun – the people dancing and sipping their drinks in the clubs felt it too and it made them smile. – Ray Conniff

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Bob Dylan has always sealed his decisions with the unexplainable. His motives for withholding the release of the magnificent Basement Tapes will be as forever obscure as Brian Wilsons reasons for the destruction of the tapes for Smile. – Jon Landau

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Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. – Jimmy Buffett

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Always keep your smile. Thats how I explain my long life. – Jeanne Calment

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I do think that, at one time, being an actress was the equivalent almost of being a prostitute. It garnered roughly the same respect. Thats changed a lot, thank goodness. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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