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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character. – Jane Seymour

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My mother lived in Holland, and during World War II was incarcerated in a Japanese camp for three years. – Jane Seymour

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I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After Wedding Crashers, people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. – Jane Seymour

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When trying to remember my share in the glow of the eternal present, in the smile of God, I return to my childhood, too, for that is where the most significant discoveries turn up. – Herman Hesse

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I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better. – Diane Lane

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I always said that if I could just find a guy who could chop wood and had a nice smile, it wouldnt bother me if he was a thug or an aristocrat, as long as he was a good guy. And Ive ended up with an educated thug. – Sade Adu

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