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Quote by Jane Seymour
I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After Wedding Crashers, people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. – Jane Seymour

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My mother lived in Holland, and during World War II was incarcerated in a Japanese camp for three years. – Jane Seymour

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