The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser — in case you thought optimism was dead. – Robert Brault Category: Optimism
Of course I look at the glass half full. The only time I would look at it half empty is when I think about how good the first half tasted. – Drew Deyoung Category: Optimism
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it. – Douglas Jerrold, “Meeting Troubles Half-Way,” 1859 Category: Optimism
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron Category: Animals
I dont take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. – Bette Davis Category: movies
Surely being a Professional Beauty – let alone an ageing one – is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable. – Julie Burchill Category: alone
