And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black
Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up. – Argosy
When you were a volunteer for the Bush-Cheney campaign, you came in the morning you had a supervisor who gave you a list of calls to make and a time to do it in. – Ed Gillespie
Virginity is such a personal thing. You cant judge anyone on it. A lot of young women feel they want to save themselves for the man who they think theyll love forever. – Joyce Brothers
When I got into junior high school, thats when my mom let me dress how I wanted to dress. Up to that point I wore suits to school all the time. – will.i.am
