Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is s

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when Im doing mindless manual labor or exercise. Im not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur. – Chuck Palahniuk

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I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun. – Hanna Rhoades, 2006, www.thisgardenisillegal.com

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The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday. – Author unknown

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Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. – Anthony Burgess

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October sunshine bathed the park with such a melting light that it had the dimmed impressive look of a landscape by an old master. Leaves, one, two at a time, sidled down through the windless air. – Elizabeth Enright, “Apple Seed and Apple Thorn,” 1953

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Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge. – Leonardo da Vinci

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