The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
I think in a way, youre doomed, once you can envision something. Youre sort of doomed to make it happen. Ive found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, thats usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart. – Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time. – Chuck Palahniuk
The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow