The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. – Colin Quinn
He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn
Thats the beauty of being a comedian – its the one job youre allowed to do that. Were lucky. Were really lucky. – Colin Quinn
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, theyre friends. Were the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. – Colin Quinn
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. – Calvin Coolidge
I want to be alone and work until the day my heads hits the drawing table and Im dead. Kaput. I feel very much like I want to be with my brother and sister again. Theyre nowhere. I know theyre nowhere and they dont exist, but if nowhere means thats where they are, thats where I want to be. – Maurice Sendak