I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. – Cato The Elder
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, dont eat it. – Edward Koch
Ive just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and Im now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father. – Augusten Burroughs
