If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. – Author Unknown

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault