The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness. – Victor Hugo Category: Love
Joy in the universe, and keen curiosity about it all – that has been my religion. – John Burroughs Category: Religion
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Truth