I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics. – Johnny Mercer, on a British musical Category: Insults
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman Category: funny
No greater thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen. – Epictetus Category: Time
