Quote by Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, If I couldnt get paid for this, Id do it for free. Whens the last time you ever heard a business person say, If I couldnt get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, Id do it for free? – Dick Gregory

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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didnt think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. – Dick Gregory

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. – Enid Nemy

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Yeah, I started when I was 6 years old. My brother and sister would get all of these presents at Christmas time from the cast and crew of their show and I was jealous. So I decided that I had to become an actor. – Sara Gilbert

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Theres been a concerted effort to steal Christmas. – Jerry Falwell

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