Quote by Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. – Dick Gregory

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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, If I couldnt get paid for this, Id do it for free. Whens the last time you ever heard a business person say, If I couldnt get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, Id do it for free? – Dick Gregory

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I think we felt the pressure more at first than this time around. But still you dont want to let anyone down. I never even met Patrick until we had a Christmas party at Ian McKellens house on the first movie and then I didnt see him again until the premiere. – Rebecca Romijn

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon

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I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas – but I did too! – Nancy Kerrigan

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I see no way out of the problems that organized religion and tribalism create other than humans just becoming more honest and fully aware of themselves. – E. O. Wilson

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In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game. – Anita Brookner

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