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Quote by Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

Other quotes by Dick Gregory

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory

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God
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Dick Gregory
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I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. Im looking for the crack in the fabric. – Dick Gregory

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Trust
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Dick Gregory
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Christmas
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. – Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

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Christmas

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. – Calvin Coolidge, 1927

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Christmas

Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other. – Keith Thibodeaux

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Christmas

Santa is our cultures only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. Its a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and thats a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg

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Christmas

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I love jazz music and sad music. Im a sentimental guy. Im a romantic guy. – Fred Durst

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If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life. – James A. Michener

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Self-Discovery

Men can have a huge turnover of sponsorship and still survive a lot better than the women. But the womens ratings are better, at least at home in the United States than in the mens tennis. – Billie Jean King

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Home

Factory farming is one of the biggest contributors to the most serious environmental problems. The meat industry causes more greenhouse gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, planes and ships in the world. – Joan Jett

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environmental