Quote by Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you havent got trillions of dollars in the bank that you dont need, you cant be white. – Dick Gregory

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Attitude
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago its a sport. – Dick Gregory

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Politics
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten. – Dick Gregory

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Christmas
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Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas. – George Osborne

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Christmas

I dont want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesnt sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? – Ian St. John

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Christmas

And of course theres so much music in and around our family. I had a piano during Christmas because its obviously useful through the season. There are so many people, songwriters, who are around. – Ashley Judd

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Christmas

Its surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends. – Christopher Hitchens

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Christmas

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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Gray hair is Gods graffiti. – Bill Cosby

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God

Brethren, I do not count myself to have apprehended, but one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind and reaching forward toward to those things which are ahead, I press toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus. – Bible

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Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us and what will be here a long time after were gone. – William J. Clinton

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respect