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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

Other quotes by Dick Gregory

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasnt a Christian, she would stomp you to death. – Dick Gregory

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Death
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Dick Gregory
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave. – Dick Gregory

Category:
Change
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Dick Gregory
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

Category:
Christmas

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine. – James Irwin

Category:
Christmas

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. – Calvin Coolidge, 1927

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Christmas

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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

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funny

One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them. – Thomas Jefferson

Category:
Hope

Wise men speak because they have something to say Fools because they have to say something. – Plato

Category:
Men

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. – Barry Goldwater

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Government