Ive never been a hands-on dad. Im not ashamed to admit it, but you cant run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies. – Gordon Ramsay
I suppose your security is your success and your key to success is your fine palate. – Gordon Ramsay
My father was a swim teacher. We used to swim before school, swim after school. – Gordon Ramsay
Find whats hot, find whats just opened and then look for the worst review of the week. There is so much to learn from watching a restaurant getting absolutely panned and having a bad experience. Go and see it for yourself. – Gordon Ramsay
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell