Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. – Author Unknown

Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport — in order that other people will travel on the buses so that there is more room for them to drive their cars. – John Selwyn Gummer, The Independent, 1994

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. – Author Unknown

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. – Author Unknown