One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain