One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. – Mark Twain
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain