One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain