One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain