One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain