Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen Category: Trust
Dont expect anyone else to support you. Maybe youll have a trust fund. Maybe youll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either of them might run out. – Mary Schmich Category: Trust
Ask a heckler to identify himself and his company. They usually prefer to be anonymous. – Judy Moreo Category: Presentation
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. – Mario Batali Category: Forgiveness
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. – Stephen Hawking Category: Intelligence
When a woman removes her garment, she also removes the respect that is hers. – Herodotus Category: respect
