Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. – Robert M. Pirsig
The food in the House of Commons is fairly good. The cafe in Portcullis House is really very high quality, and you also have a choice of eating in the more traditional restaurants, the Churchill Room or the Members Dining Room. I dont often eat in them, though, as Im usually on the run. – Vince Cable