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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? – Chuck Palahniuk

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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

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The Word of God well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection. And we must not select a few favorite passages to the exclusion of others. Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian. – Aiden Wilson Tozer

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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. – Aeschylus

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I believe in God and his son, Jesus. – Lil Wayne

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But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. – Vincent van Gogh

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