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Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time. – Chuck Palahniuk

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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If there is no God, everything is permitted. – Fyodor Dostoevsky

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