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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home… its your responsibility to love it, or change it. – Chuck Palahniuk

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The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? – Chuck Palahniuk

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Today, we stand as a united country and are much closer to the ideals set forth in our Constitution that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. – Jim Ryun

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