Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Maybe its our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer. – Chuck Palahniuk

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If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur thats much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning. – Chuck Palahniuk

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I believe in something. But I dont believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God. – Chuck Palahniuk

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I cant believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. – Lou Holtz

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It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes. – Thomas Paine

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If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him. – Samuel Butler

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A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. Its actually the opposite of that. Its realizing that were all humans, and thats why God sent his Son to this earth – to save people. – Billy Ray Cyrus

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