Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

Other quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but thats usually how you end up crying? – Chuck Palahniuk

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alone
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I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. – Chuck Palahniuk

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good
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Im always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Romantic
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I think Gods justice is making wrongs right. – Joel Osteen

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God

Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. – Author Unknown

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God

Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God? – E. O. Wilson

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God

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory

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The existing world economic order constitutes a system of plundering and exploitation like no other in history. – Fidel Castro

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A saint addicted to excessive self-abnegation is a dangerous associate; he may infect you with poverty, and a stiffening of those joints which are needed for advancement — in a word, with more renunciation than you care for — and so you flee the contagion. – Victor Hugo

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The death penalty is being applied in the United States as a fatal lottery. – Bianca Jagger

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