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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time. – Chuck Palahniuk

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Knowledge of Gods Word is a bulwark against deception, temptation, accusation, even persecution. – Edwin Louis Cole

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