Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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I think in a way, youre doomed, once you can envision something. Youre sort of doomed to make it happen. Ive found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, thats usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart. – Chuck Palahniuk

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk

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As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions. – Stephen Harper

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Theres too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will. – Agatha Christie

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That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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No man is excluded from calling upon God, the gate of salvation is set open unto all men: neither is there any other thing which keepeth us back from entering in, save only our own unbelief. – John Calvin

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