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Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

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People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk

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