Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

Other quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

Category:
Weekends
Read Quote

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. – Chuck Palahniuk

Category:
great
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
God
category

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes. – Imelda Marcos

Category:
God

More are the names of God and infinite are the forms through which He may be approached. In whatever name and form you worship Him, through them you will realise Him. – Ramakrishna

Category:
God

The self-appointed spokesmen for God incline to shout; He, Himself, speaks only in whispers. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

Category:
God

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Category:
God

Random Quotes

Our prayers for others flow more easily than those for ourselves. This shows we are made to live by charity. – C.S. Lewis

Category:
Helping

I suppose its amazing when you think how many things people get involved in that dont work. – Tim Berners Lee

Category:
amazing

Only those who spread treachery, fire, and death out of hatred for the prosperity of others are undeserving of pity. – Jose Marti

Category:
Death

In Psalm 72, Solomon prays for power and fame but he says the purpose of influence is to speak up for others and one is the immigrant. He doesnt delineate between legal and illegal. – Rick Warren

Category:
legal