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Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of th

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard

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If you want work well done, select a busy man — the other kind has no time. – Elbert Hubbard

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