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Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of th

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard

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So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs. – Elbert Hubbard

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I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage. – Kyle Chandler

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