Logo
Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of th

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard

Other quotes by Elbert Hubbard

Man’s greatest blunder has been in trying to make peace with the skies instead of making peace with his neighbors. – Elbert Hubbard

Category:
Community
Author
Elbert Hubbard
Read Quote

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe. – Elbert Hubbard

Category:
Religion
Author
Elbert Hubbard
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland

Category:
Marriage

I havent been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. – David Boreanaz

Category:
Marriage

Marrying is easy, its housework thats hard. – Proverb

Category:
Marriage

Daddy was real gentle with kids. Thats why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. – Loretta Lynn

Category:
Marriage

Random Quotes

To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them. – Georges Bataille

Category:
God

If we wish to discuss knowledge in the most highly developed contemporary society, we must answer the preliminary question of what methodological representation to apply to that society. – Jean-Francois Lyotard

Category:
Knowledge

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroners inquest. – H. L. Mencken

Category:
Marriage

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. – Aerosmith

Category:
I Love You