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Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of th

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard

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All noise is waste. So cultivate quietness in your speech, in your thoughts, in your emotions. Speak habitually low. Wait for attention and then you low words will be charged with dynamite. – Elbert Hubbard

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Silence
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This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard

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Books
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So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs. – Elbert Hubbard

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Violence
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Marriage
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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. – Katharine Hepburn

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Marriage

Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues and it has not helped. – Timothy Murphy

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Marriage

Do not miss your childrens childhood. Do not be away 200 nights a year as I was. Do not put strains on your marriage or family. – Joe Scarborough

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Marriage

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. – Michael Bergin

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Marriage

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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. – Bumper Sticker

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It would be unwise to say the least, irresponsible of us at the TSA, at the Homeland Security Department not to evolve our technology to match the changing threat environment that we inhabit. – Janet Napolitano

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It is not so much the content of what one says as the way in which one says it. However important the thing you say, whats the good of it if not heard or, being heard, not felt. – Sylvia Ashton-Warner

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communication