Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. – William Shakespeare
Your old virginity is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly. – William Shakespeare

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. – William Shakespeare
Your old virginity is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly. – William Shakespeare
Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying! – William Shakespeare
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. – William Shakespeare
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friends garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together. – Steve Jobs