Quote by Dave Chappelle
If I can make a teachers salary doing comedy, I think thats better

If I can make a teachers salary doing comedy, I think thats better than being a teacher. – Dave Chappelle

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I dont normally talk about my religion publicly because I dont want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way. – Dave Chappelle

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You know, be able to do something great in your life, youre gonna have to realize your failures. Youre gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it. – Dave Chappelle

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Every man who rises above the common level has received two educations: the first from his teachers the second, more personal and important, from himself. – Edward Gibbon

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Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor. – Soren Kierkegaard

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From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when youre in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly. – Mark Hoppus

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Yes, I was actually an acting teacher for a while. – Alanna Ubach

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