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If I can make a teachers salary doing comedy, I think thats better

If I can make a teachers salary doing comedy, I think thats better than being a teacher. – Dave Chappelle

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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funny
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Dave Chappelle
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I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, Ill walk away from show business. But I dont want to walk away empty-handed. – Dave Chappelle

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Business
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What is it in you that brings you to a spiritual teacher in the first place? Its not the spirit in you, since that is already enlightened, and has no need to seek. No, it is the ego in you that brings you to a teacher. – Ken Wilber

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He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. – Walt Whitman

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I would probably be a teacher if I werent a comedian. – Brad Garrett

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I wanted to be a ballet teacher. – Jaclyn Smith

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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. – Gerald R. Ford

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This race is never grateful: from the first, One fills their cup at supper with pure wine, Which back they give at cross-time on a sponge, In bitter vinegar. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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We need a new law that owners of SUVs are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil. – Jello Biafra, quoted in The Guardian, 3 November 2007

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Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done. – Charles Wesley

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