When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. – Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
As a kid, I grew to define what I didnt want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined. – Julie Burchill
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. – Gilbert K. Chesterton
Try to realize its all within yourself no one else can make you change, and to see youre only very small and life flows on within you and without you. – George Harrison