Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. – Dan Greenburg
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. – Dan Greenburg

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. – Dan Greenburg
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. – Dan Greenburg
Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged. – Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon