Hey, I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies. - Damon

Hey, I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies. – Damon Suede, Bad Idea, 2013

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Unicorns
category

The Unicorn — the wild, white, fierce, chaste Moon, whose two horns, unlike those of mortal creatures, are indissolubly twisted into one, whose brilliant horn drives away the darkness and evil of the night. – Robert Brown, The Unicorn: A Mythological Investigation, 1881, wording slightly

Category:
Unicorns

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. – Sage advice

Category:
Unicorns

There is no such thing as a great man or a great woman. People believe in them, just as they used to believe in unicorns and dragons. The greatest man or woman is ninety-nine per cent just like yourself. – George Bernard Shaw, 1932

Category:
Unicorns

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn. – Elle Lothlorien [Post-publication paraphrase. Original: “I was told to just be m

Category:
Unicorns

Random Quotes

Private reproof is the best grave for private faults. – Proverb

All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Category:
good

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst

Category:
Hope

I dont feel despair because I am able to make the films I want to make, and that gives me hope. – Alexander Payne

Category:
Hope