If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla
My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002