It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry Category: funny
I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig Category: funny
It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both. – Guy de Maupassant Category: Marriage
Poetry is an art, the easiest to dabble in, but the hardest to reach true excellence. – J. G. Stedman Category: Poetry