People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say its because youre sweating to death. – Jessica Simpson Category: Death
As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people wont be put to death. – Paul Simon Category: Death
I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair Category: Death
Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death, except more important. – Bill Shankly Category: Death
The term serious actor is kind of an oxymoron, isnt it? Like Republican party or airplane food. – Johnny Depp Category: Food
In this very breath that we now take lies the secret that all great teachers try to tell us. – Peter Matthiessen Category: Breathing
The land of literature is a fairy land to those who view it at a distance, but, like all other landscapes, the charm fades on a nearer approach, and the thorns and briars become visible. – Washington Irving Category: Writing
