The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. – Oscar Wilde Category: Life
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck Category: Life
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. – Frank Lloyd Wright Category: Life
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and Ill forgive Thy great big joke on me. – Robert Frost Category: great
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. – William J. Clinton Category: Presidents Day
I had learning disabilities, and I couldnt express myself in the written word. – Laura Linney Category: Learning
