Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence. – Attributed to Gene Baylos
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin
There are times when two people need to step apart from one another, but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
