Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson Category: Back to School
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. – Sydney J. Harris Category: Back to School
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. – Edward Everett Category: Back to School
Now and then there comes a crash of thunder in a storm, and we look up with amazement when he sets the heavens on a blaze with his lightning. – C.H. Spurgeon Category: Weather
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck Category: Birthday
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. – Edgar Allen Poe Category: Religion
