Our language is funny — a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing. – J. Gustav White

Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool. Such men have the quaint habit of discovering things fifty years after all the world knows about them — because they read only their own language. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) #bilingual #trilingual

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. – Author Unknown