Quote by Bill Dodds
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going b

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. – Bill Dodds

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. – Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890

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Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. – Edward Everett

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The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. – Bishop Mandell Creighton

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