When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, yknow, What does your dad do for a living? So I said He helps women get pregnant! They called my mom and they were like, What exactly does your husband do? – Natalie Portman

My dads a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. – Natalie Portman