If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? – John Cleese
I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didnt immediately affect her. – John Cleese
You dont have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that lifes about change. – John Cleese