I was raised Catholic, but my fathers people were Methodist, so we went to both churches. – Aaron Neville Category: Religion
Hey, Im a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. – Paul Ryan Category: Religion
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their fathers religion, if they can find out what it is. – Charles Lamb Category: Religion
If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out? – John Godfrey Saxe Category: Firefighter Thanks
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things arent good. Drinkings not good. Some would say milks not good. – Bob Dole Category: Smoking
The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders Category: funny