Quote by Russell Baker
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three majo

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker

Other quotes by Russell Baker

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. – Russell Baker

Category:
Home
Read Quote

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world. – Russell Baker

Category:
Poetry
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Science
category

It doesnt matter whether youre talking about bombs or the intelligence quotients of one race as against another if a man is a scientist, like me, hell always say Publish and be damned. – Jacob Bronowski

Category:
Science

Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. – Henri Poincare

Category:
Science

Questions have arisen about the policing of science. Who is responsible for the policing? My answer is: all of us. – Serge Lang

Category:
Science

Usually, girls werent encouraged to go to college and major in math and science. My high school calculus teacher, Ms. Paz Jensen, made math appealing and motivated me to continue studying it in college. – Ellen Ochoa

Category:
Science

Random Quotes

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. – Author Unknown

Category:
Age

Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already. – Linda Fiorentino

Category:
Marriage

Mind you, Roman Holiday – which is kind of a romantic comedy – is one of my favorite films, and I think Audrey Hepburn is absolutely phenomenal in that movie. – Ellen Page

Category:
Romantic

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

Category:
funny