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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three majo

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker

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You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when theres a big photo opportunity for a really good cause. – Russell Baker

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker

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As a microbiologist, I am particularly concerned with Mr. Bushs blatant disregard for science. – Louise Slaughter

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But man has still another powerful resource: natural science with its strictly objective methods. – Ivan Pavlov

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DNA was the first three-dimensional Xerox machine. – Kenneth Boulding, “Energy and the Environment,” Beasts, Ballads, and Bouldingism

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A second reason why science cannot replace judgement is the behavior of financial markets. – Martin Feldstein

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