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Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world

Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian – and at once the world becomes explicable. – H. L. Mencken

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There are innumerable questions to which the inquisitive mind can in this state receive no answer: Why do you and I exist? Why was this world created? Since it was to be created, why was it not created sooner? – Samuel Johnson

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Imagine spending four billion years stocking the oceans with seafood, filling the ground with fossil fuels, and drilling the bees in honey production — only to produce a race of bed-wetters! – Barbara Ehrenreich

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In the beginning was the Word. Man acts it out. He is the act, not the actor. – Henry Miller

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If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler. – Alfonso X

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