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Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world

Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian – and at once the world becomes explicable. – H. L. Mencken

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God made man merely to hear some praise of what hed done on those Five Days. – Christopher Morley

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Creation

Thou didst create the night, but I made the lamp. Thou didst create clay, but I made the cup. Thou didst create the deserts, mountains and forests, I produced the orchards, gardens and groves. It is I who made the glass out of stone, and it is I who turn a poison into an antidote. – Sir Muhammad Iqbal

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Creation

Its a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didnt consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. – Samuel Levenson

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Creation

If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler. – Alfonso X

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Creation

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Whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. Matthew 5:39 – Bible

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