I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. – Hilaire Belloc Category: Animals
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. – Henry David Thoreau Category: Animals
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Animals
To me, being an intellectual doesnt mean knowing about intellectual issues; it means taking pleasure in them. – Jacob Bronowski Category: Intelligence
Relationships are so much a rerun of our parental relationships. Were rerunning the relationship they were in together and were rerunning the relationship we had with them with our lover. – Kenny Loggins Category: relationship
I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think shes very cool. Shes out there and shes involved. – Sandra Bernhard Category: cool