I do not believe in revealed religion — I will have nothing to do with your immortality; we are miserable enough in this life, without speculating on another. – Lord Byron, 1778-1824, letter to Rev. Francis Hodgson, 1811
Snow-flakes! Yes, it is true, in accordance with the child-thought, you come floating so gently down from Heaven as if afraid of hurting the wintry earth…. Ye gentle, fleecy things!… Snow-flakes! – A.S. Macduff, “The Message of the Snow-Flakes,” in The Sunday Magazine (London),
There are three religious truths: 1)Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2)Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3)Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. – Author Unknown