A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley
Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare. – Christopher Morley