A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
God made man merely to hear some praise of what hed done on those Five Days. – Christopher Morley

A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
God made man merely to hear some praise of what hed done on those Five Days. – Christopher Morley
The trouble with wedlock is that theres not enough wed and too much lock. – Christopher Morley
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, its the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley